Today's Power Rankings

“Friday Night Lights” returns	▲	Still hoping for Minka Kelly nude scene
Your San Francisco Giants	▲◊	Sweep Marlins, on to New York. Zito an early Cy Young candidate? WTFF times a million?
George Gascon’s hair	▬	Still has not expressed a view on possible EU bailout of Greece
Bagels	▼	Still delicious, but are we entering the Croissant Era?
Nashville	▬	Was really hoping the piranhas in the mall story would hold up
Muni	▼•	Still sucks; slightly less lethal so far in May
Hipster Puppies	▼	Inevitable fall-off once book deal secured
Banksy	▬	Protip: not every stencil is a Banksy, graffiti bloggers
“Lost” wrapping up	▬	Jesus, please, just fucking end. And if you stick another Hurley episode in there I will hunt you down and stick a tube down your throat and force feed you Twinkies like a foie gras duck
Saturday	▲•	What’s not to like?
Boycotting Arizona	▼	Where will we get meth and racists from then?
New LCD Soundsystem	♣	Don’t get burned out now; you’re going to be hearing it all summer