"Polar bear attacks woman at Berlin Zoo"? WTF? Like it jumped her or something? Let's read the first sentence of the story to find out. "A polar bear attacked a woman at Berlin Zoo Friday afternoon after she climbed a fence and jumped into its habitat during feeding time, police said Saturday."
I don't care if it was feeding time! NO MEANS NO! DON'T BLAME THE VICTIM!
I had the good fortune yesterday to listen to Patton Oswalt's "Werewolves and Lollipops" and let me tell you, American public, it was about the funniest fucking thing I have ever heard. Like laughing-so-hard-I-can't-breathe funny. Highly recommended.
You know what I heard that really sucked this weekend? Giants baseball. By June, people will be giving away Club level seats. That's where I come into the picture.
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