First, the boring: the most common names in LA are Lucky, Max, Princess, Rocky, and Buddy. Super yawn.
Let’s get to the good shit. Hey, is your chihuahua named Terminator? Because there are 2 in LA, along with 2 huskies and 2 German shepards.
How to look suspicious in the park: “Here, 8-ball! Here, Blunt! Come, Reefer, come!”
Some are just great because they’re just, I don’t know, fucking weird, like Fred C. Dobbs, Dr. Bodega, or Number 2. For some reason, Dr. Bodega makes me laugh every time I say it out loud.
This is fucked up: There are 15 dogs in LA named Hitler.
And then you get to the ones that are just sad. Poor Stupid and Bad Dog.
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